BadProf’s Guide to the Argentina – Netherlands Game

I don’t often write about sports other than basketball, but when I do, I prefer to unchain the deep irrationalities of my idiot sport heart.  To wit: my handy, interactive rooting guide to the 2014 World Cup Semi-Final match between Argentina and the Netherlands.

ARGENTINA

THE NETHERLANDS

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Messi Máxima Robben Máxima
Maradona Dictatorship(s) Spinoza Spinoza’s persecution by everyone in Holland
Arlt Sarmiento Stroopwaffel Afrikaaners
Puig Camila Van Persie Wooden shoes
Tango “tango” Mondrian Carice Van Houten
Alfajores Scola Cruyff Holland, Michigan
Borges The Global North of the Global South Hamsterdam  Zwarte Piet
Anarchists The DeWitt Brothers  The Global North 
Macedonio Bosch
The Global South Orange
Astor Piazzola Windmills
 Blue The Global South of the Global North

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